Just before bath time she walked into the kitchen (yes - I do live in there!), with her hand held out.
Lola - Will you put some Tomato sauce on my hand please Mummy?
Me - Why?
Lola - Because if you do I can become a sandwich.
Me - ???
Lola - Please Mummy, let me be a sandwich
Me - If I were to do that Lola, What type of sandwich would you be?
Lola (looking at me very strangely) - A Lola Sandwich!?
Stupid me, I anticipated the answer to be cheese or ham!!
Oh, and I didn't put the tomato sauce on her hand, I managed to redirect her with chocolates - Cheers Cruella, you saved my ass twice in one day (see comment on previous post!)