Tuesday, 3 March 2009

When the big hand

points to the twelve and the little hand points to the four - it's four o'clock. The time that you Cruella, should drop the boys off. Not 4.30pm, 5pm or even 5.30pm. It's 4pm!

So what part of this exactly don't you understand? The original order states 6pm, but you couldn't be bothered to feed the boys a cooked meal, so you concocted some story about having to take Randall's kids home and you didn't want to have to go out twice - they live around the corner from you for freaks sake!!

Anyway, being the decent and responsible parents that we are, we negotiated 4pm at your request. Every other week I cook our Sunday lunch at tea time and to be honest I'm sick of it being ruined waiting for you to get off your fat, lazy arse and bring the boys.

How about you try to get here at 4pm next week?

6 comments:

Just Me :) said...

isn't it funny how there seems to be a whole breed of ppl who can't tell time...unless it's affecting their time that is.

Two Moms With A Plan said...

Ugh... if only she could stick with the schedule...

Minnie said...

Girl, you're preaching to the choir.

Oddly her timing is probaby perfect when it comes to anything she's on the receiving end of.

Mimi said...

I just want to throw her and my hubbys ex into a lion pit and watch them run!!! Darn ex's!!!

Kami

Crys said...

Boo on ruined dinner. I wish I could get Jane to stay the whole time. She takes off as soon as she can get away it seems. I guess I should be thankful since we do love having them, but it would be nice for the boys if their mother actually wanted to spend time with them instead of just babysitting them (with the tv on).

Mrs M said...

Despite being famous for always being late - for everything - I can honestly say that when it comes to Cruella and the kids my timing is perfect. I think the difference is that I place them high on my list of priorities - she obviously doesn't.

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